For you fellow writers in desperate need of suspense: I'm holding a workshop for Savvy Authors called Edge of Your Seat: How to Add Suspense to Your Writing.
I've done this workshop for the online chapter of RWA before, and it's really fun. You can go at your own pace, hang out in your pajamas with your cat on your lap or dog at your feet--it's a pretty relaxed way to learn something about suspense.
And it's only $25! We like cheap here, I know. The workshop starts next week; find out more here.